Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming.
This man plays little horns all over his body. If he put some cheese on his head he could be horny and cheesy. Lol,I did not just type that. Wait, if he put some corn in his ear he could be corny.