Really Long Headspin
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This guy does so many headspins that you would have to watch it in slow motion to count them all. This might actually be some kind of world's record though.
Here is a clip from The Tom Green Show where he walks into stores, picks up the intercom and starts saying stupid stuff. He gets kicked out both times but he was able to start paging before anyone could stop him.
1...2...3...HUT! Throw the ball to your chums in Rugby for cissies. Play now!