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Believe it or not there are people who do stunts on unicycles. Here is a video of some unicycle stunts. They mainly just hop around on them but one guy at the end jumps over a dude who is laying on the ground!
Humans have disrupted the peace of a little pink planet with their toxic waste. Now these beings are seeking revenge. Protect our planet from the incoming pink gummy aliens and save our pitiful human lives. Play now!
This dog is either starving, or whatever is in that bowl tastes really really good to a dog. Or maybe it's rabid.