Title:
Learn to Fly
Player: You are player number
3430
Today: Description:
Hit the water with your belly fast enough to bounce and reach maximum distance. Even Penguins can fly!
Use your mouse to move the gun and left click to fire pistol rounds at zombies with clubs and armore Play now!
The subtitles at the end say, "Granny didn't recognize it because hers is so much bigger. Like a friggin CANNON." I swear, that's what it says.
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