Title:
Star Bores: Episode One
Player: You are player number
149447
Today: Description:
Stop the ewanks from their invasion, shoot them down before they catapult their rocks at you.
Boy, I'll tell you what, war looks like a lot of fun doesn't it? Hey, I have an idea! We should start a war some place. Some place warm though. A dry heat, not the sticky jungle heat. That would be really cool.
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This would be even funnier if she was blonde. Or not. I can't tell.
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