Title:
Treadmill Sweet Jumps
Player: You are player number
5443
Today: Description:
Quick! Somebody patent this thing so they can sell it on late night infomercials!
YOU ARE NOT COOL. YOUR CAR IS NOT COOL. USING THE WORD "OWNED" DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL. VIDEOTAPING IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU COOL. Everyone got it?
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Ok. Move along. Nothing to see here. Nothing to see here EXCEPT FOR TWO HOT GIRLS MAKING OUT!!! YEAHH BABY!! YEAH!! God, I'm what? 14? How old am I? Why do I act like this?
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