Title:
Real Life D And D
Player: You are player number
6189
Today: Description:
Know what I'd do? I'd dress up just like them, and march to the field with them, and start battling with them. Except my axe would be real.
This is nothing. I do this kind of thing all the time and it doesn't hurt a b... aww, who am I kidding? This guy's voice is now three octives higher.
Play now!
Shoot the crazy annoying frog with your gun and make him fall as far away as you can! Play now!