Title:
The Roof Is On Fire
Player: You are player number
3592
Today: Description:
Boy, war really looks like a lot of fun, doesn't it? I think I'll go out and start one today.
You sit there like half a retard and all of a sudden you're Sea Biscuit all over the place?! Are you f**king with me!? (Did anyone see Bad Santa?)
Play now!
You've trained to be an insane and strong gladiator. Now go spill your opponents blood. Play now!