Title:
Little Beyonce
Player: You are player number
3872
Today: Description:
Let's see...I've got 3:1 on being sold to a pimp before her 10th birthday.
I hope that in my next life I come back as a better looking guy. Nahh, screw that. I hope that in my next life I come back as a tiny black bikini bottom.
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I hate the Lord of the Rings, but this was pretty funny.
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