Title:
Bike Race Accident
Player: You are player number
3599
Today: Description:
Jesus Christ. This is like watching gladiator fights. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
This is Sinistar, from 1982 arcade fame. The goal was to destroy Sinistar as he chases you through space. Thirty years later his voice still gives us the willies. Play now!
You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? FORGET ABOUT IT!
Play now!