Title:
Shopping Network - Sword
Player: You are player number
3891
Today: Description:
A guy has an accident with a sword live on TV. The people on the set don't even seem to care, they just keep right on with the show.
A guy puts a condom over his head and blows it up! I had no clue that those things could stretch that far before breaking. That condom must be an extra large.
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Fly down the river, shooting everything you can; except the fuel strips. They're what keep you alive Play now!