Title:
Drunk Redskins Party
Player: You are player number
4630
Today: Description:
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming.
Throw the penguins as far as you can up the screen. Play now!
This is Sinistar, from 1982 arcade fame. The goal was to destroy Sinistar as he chases you through space. Thirty years later his voice still gives us the willies. Play now!