Title:
Drunk Redskins Party
Player: You are player number
4980
Today: Description:
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming.
An extreme bike rider attempts to jump a small canyon. If you pull off a dangerous stunt people call you a hero but if you fail they call you dumb. Go figure.
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Fly down the river, shooting everything you can; except the fuel strips. They're what keep you alive Play now!