Title:
Drunk Redskins Party
Player: You are player number
4809
Today: Description:
Because really. Forget War and poverty and all that other crap. Football is the most important thing in this Redskins fan's life. Or maybe it's the fire-water talking. And screaming.
Chase down the bad guys in your car and shoot them as fast as you can. Play now!
A guy puts a condom over his head and blows it up! I had no clue that those things could stretch that far before breaking. That condom must be an extra large.
Play now!